When I was in seventh grade and playing outside with my friends, a blind man with a walking stick randomly came walking to us and said "You're playing outside? You should be inside doing your homework! Stupid young people! (even though it was summer vacation for three weeks already) Then he raised his walking stick and said "A long time ago it was a jungle here! That's when people worked hard! This stick! This stick experienced it all! Keep that in mind!"
He proceeded to walk away, then bumped into a parking meter while walking and started yelling at it and hitting it with his walking stick. It was hilarious but also kinda sad.
