Apparently my Parents are Extremely loveually Active

[Mega-Bear]

My parents are loveually active with each other and I keep seeing signs of it everywhere oh God. I don't blame them for being loveual with each other, their adults just doing what they want, but HOLY CRAP IT IS SO OBVIOUS. Here are my loving STORIES:

>Mom hands me her iPhone and asks me to text my dad for her because she is driving.
>On the iPhone you can see all previous texts between you and the person your texting on one screen.
>As I begin to type the text, I glance up and see my dad ask my mom for a "juicy."
>DAFUQ.

>Showering in parents' bathroom as I have for YEARS.
>Reach for shampoo.
>Accidentally grab a bottle of "personal lubricant."
>Read back.
>Has directions for how to use, purpose, etc.
>DAFUQ.

>Text for my mom today again.
>Look up at previous texts.
>DAD AND MOM ARE ASKING FOR JUCIES WTRDYF DAFUQ.

Every night my mom disappears to my dad's bedroom for about twenty minutes too. I don't care that they're having love BUT HO GOD THE THOUGHTS THAT ARE PUT IN MY HEAD.

Discuss your parents' evident loveual acts so we can comfort each other.

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[Mulch]

When I was living with my mom's boyfriend. forget, I could hear them through the WALL. Disturbing mental images followed.

Adults need to be much more subtle about their loveual endeavors.

[.::Taboo::.]

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i'm a good father.

[Placid]

my parents apparently don't have love, me and my brother are adopted

[plad101]

yes you are taboo!

but OH GOD THATS JUST OH GOD

[Shell]

i found my parents' secret love room

it was behind the wardrobe in their room

the door was on hinges arranged in such a way that you would never see them unless you already have opened it

inside i saw used condoms everywhere, bottles of lube, love toys,

there was more but i immediately closed it once i saw an oversized carrot

the horrors

it was the size of my leg

[indyjones]

"We're going to bang"

[KoopaScooper]

my parents do it AS LOUD AS loving POSSIBLE DURING 4 IN THE MORNING SO I WAKE UP
when me and my brothers confronted them about it, my mom cried four hours
best to TRY to ignore it, even though you're awake until 6 being forced to listen :(

[.::Taboo::.]

son go to your room
your mother and i need to have a civil discuss
*cracks whip in air*

my parents do it AS LOUD AS loving POSSIBLE DURING 4 IN THE MORNING SO I WAKE UP
when me and my brothers confronted them about it, my mom cried four hours
best to TRY to ignore it, even though you're awake until 6 being forced to listen :(

god i can only imagine that
"MOM
"MOM STOP loving
"STOP loving SO LOUDLY GODDAMN"

[Regulith]

>As I begin to type the text, I glance up and see my dad ask my mom for a "juicy."


>Look up at previous texts.

Here are your problems

If you don't want to know about it, don't be nosy

[Mega-Bear]

Here are your problems

If you don't want to know about it, don't be nosy

I'm not trying to be nosy, but on the iPhone they're right inf ront of you as you type. I just ... I ... JUST CAN'T STOP.

son go to your room
your mother and i need to have a civil discuss
*cracks whip in air*

hahaha

[TheArmyGuy]

Hey, at least they aren't divorcing anytime soon.

[KoopaScooper]

god i can only imagine that
"MOM
"MOM STOP loving
"STOP loving SO LOUDLY GODDAMN"

Actually, one night I kicked the wall, and said "SHUT THE forget UP, SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP"
and another night it sounded like someone hit themselves off their headboard, my mom sequentially started to cry.

[plad101]

go fap it will make EVERYTHING BETTER! and if they bust you forget THEM!

[.::Taboo::.]

forget THEM!

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