Apparently my Parents are Extremely loveually Active

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[Edman]

Well, its been a long time since I have ever brought this up, so here we go. One day, I was camping. My family owns a camper. I got really tired. I was laying on the floor in my parents room in the camper. I fell asleep. I wake up at about too. Hear some conversation on the bed above me. I peek over. My parents are screwing. I slowly sink down and think "Sleep". I fell asleep at 7 the next morning.

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[Kumquat]

Well, its been a long time since I have ever brought this up, so here we go. One day, I was camping. My family owns a camper. I got really tired. I was laying on the floor in my parents room in the camper. I fell asleep. I wake up at about too. Hear some conversation on the bed above me. I peek over. My parents are screwing. I slowly sink down and think "Sleep". I fell asleep at 7 the next morning.

oh god...

[Trifax]

Nope. I have a job and a girlfriend and friends, I know that's not something you usually come across here.

I was implying that what you said didn't make sense. If you're not in your house 24/7 then you can't be in your room 24/7 :D but i'm glad you have a life, I bet that's great.

[Lil D]

I'm sorry, but what's a "twit"?
I'd imagine it has the same meaning as twat, which means idiot.

You don't know what a twat is.

A twat is a vagina. Twit just means idiot.

ohoho, lucky me, the hotel we're staying at for spring break comes with complementary lube.

Where the forget are you staying?

Tell me.

TELL ME.

TELL ME YOU SON OF A BITCH ASDFXBHGNXDH

[Tango]

You don't know what a twat is.

A twat is a vagina. Twit just means idiot.
Where the forget are you staying?

Tell me.

TELL ME.

TELL ME YOU SON OF A BITCH ASDFXBHGNXDH

idk someplace is destin, florida.

[Wølfmaster]

My mother is 53, and, my dad is about 47. I don't see them interact loveually that much. Ocassionally they will go into their bedroom with the lights off & lock the door, but, it's probably been to years since something like that happened.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Mother tells me she hasn't had much love since I was conceived 22.83 years ago.

[.::Taboo::.]

Nope. I have a job and a girlfriend and friends, I know that's not something you usually come across here.

why is it that i immediately expect an idiotic post like this the moment i saw you'd posted

Mother tells me she hasn't had much love since I was conceived 22.83 years ago.

apparently when i was born, being the last child, i "broke" my mom and she stayed permanently fat.
i don't think so got any at all after that.

[BBOY]

You post this on the BL FORUMS why?

[kake]

You post this on the BL FORUMS why?

You don't own LEGO.com.

[Clone v.117]

i found my parents' secret love room
it was behind the wardrobe in their room
the door was on hinges arranged in such a way that you would never see them unless you already have opened it
inside i saw used condoms everywhere, bottles of lube, love toys,
there was more but i immediately closed it once i saw an oversized carrot
the horrors
it was the size of my leg

Pics?
c:

[Mega-Bear]

>mfw I thought this topic died on page two.

Glad to see my loveual trauma is a great conversational piece for you guys.

[plad101]

go fap..

[Jetlok]

i found my parents' secret love room

it was behind the wardrobe in their room

the door was on hinges arranged in such a way that you would never see them unless you already have opened it

inside i saw used condoms everywhere, bottles of lube, love toys,

there was more but i immediately closed it once i saw an oversized carrot

the horrors

it was the size of my leg

I thought this was real but then I saw Shell posted it
but yeah
I could hear my sister and her boyfriend making the bed creak all night
erry night