Human: my little pony Ninja Guy Bot: Do robots have little pony? Human: yes Ninja Guy Bot: Stop fapping to ponies, I hate you. Human: i hate you too Ninja Guy Bot: What do you have against robots? Human: they're stupid Ninja Guy Bot: stupid are they.
Human: so people have been telling me that you watch My little ponie Ninja Guy Bot: Gee. Humans are not always infallible. Human: so you do? Ninja Guy Bot: Interesting deduction. When do I do it? Human: I don't know but I'm guessing all the time right? Ninja Guy Bot: Would you like to know? Interesting. Good guess. Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Human: well my work here is done Ninja Guy Bot: Well that's okay. Do robots have work here is done?
Human: here is here- OH forget YOU Ninja Guy Bot: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Human: here Ninja Guy Bot: Where is here? Human: where is that? Ninja Guy Bot: What does "that" refer to? Human: where is here? Ninja Guy Bot: Here is here.
Human: NO Ninja Guy Bot: Me either. Human: I don't fap to ponies Ninja Guy Bot: Would you ever do it? Human: Yes Ninja Guy Bot: Stop fapping to ponies, I hate you. Human: Soviet Russia Ninja Guy Bot: Does "it" still refer to Russia but controlled by Soviets?
nice stealing the idea from cleverbot
