I have a forgetton of questions about Warhammer 40k.

[Tomcat]

This is a topic for me, (and generally other people) to ask questions about  40k because some of it confounds and confuses me.

Why are all of the space marines (Especially the female and Inquisition ones) all on permanent PMS?

Why didn't the Emperor use his mackicalmaly psychic powers to prevent the Horus Heresy?

Why are all of the armies except the Dark Eldar virgins?

Why are all of the xeno races excluding orks, necrons, and tyrannids gay/biloveual?

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[SpreadsPlague]

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[Tingalz]

Why are all of the space marines (Especially the female and Inquisition ones) all on permanent PMS?
There aren't female space marines what are you talking about

Why didn't the Emperor use his mackicalmaly psychic powers to prevent the Horus Heresy?
Because he was a sentimental old sod and couldn't bring himself to kill his favoured son

Why are all of the armies except the Dark Eldar virgins?
what

Why are all of the xeno races excluding orks, necrons, and tyrannids gay/biloveual?
Because they're xenos scumbags, that's why

[Hiiro326]

This is a topic for me, (and generally other people) to ask questions about  40k because some of it confounds and confuses me.

Why are all of the space marines (Especially the female and Inquisition ones) all on permanent PMS? - Their job is srs

Why didn't the Emperor use his mackicalmaly psychic powers to prevent the Horus Heresy? - He didn't expect it

Why are all of the armies except the Dark Eldar virgins? -  Space marines are clones?

Why are all of the xeno races excluding orks, necrons, and tyrannids gay/biloveual?  - Humans are the only race that isn't biloveual.
family values is only found in humans.

[Tomcat]

Why are all of the space marines (Especially the female and Inquisition ones) all on permanent PMS?
There aren't female space marines what are you talking about

Why didn't the Emperor use his mackicalmaly psychic powers to prevent the Horus Heresy?
Because he was a sentimental old sod and couldn't bring himself to kill his favoured son

Why are all of the armies except the Dark Eldar virgins?
what

Why are all of the xeno races excluding orks, necrons, and tyrannids gay/biloveual?
Because they're xenos scumbags, that's why

Why can't there be peace?

[Tomcat]

Sorry I also meant sisters of battle.

[Tingalz]

Why can't there be peace?

Because grimdark. Welcome to 40k.

[Tomcat]

Because grimdark. Welcome to 40k.

Why do the imperial guard idiotically use WWI tactics? (speaking of which I consider myself a expert in WWI.)

[Tingalz]

Why do the imperial guard idiotically use WWI tactics? (speaking of which I consider myself a expert in WWI.)

If you're an expert in WWI then you should know that back then they didn't have Lascannons, Bolters, Flamers, Plasma Cannons, and various other high tech weapons on their tanks.
oh i thought you said tanks nevermind

[Tomcat]

why doesn't the imperium just virus bomb the stuff out of everything?

[Tingalz]

Because they aren't THAT grimdark.

[Tomcat]

Because they aren't THAT grimdark.

but wouldn't it make more sense?

[Frontrox]

Yes it would, but where's the fun in that?

[Tom Gunn]

Why are the Angry Marines so angry?

[Qwepir]

You aren't an expert on World War I tactics if you think that planetary extermination, tanksthe size of city blocks, walkers the size of small european countries, Rambo, sorcerors, ogres, and many other units were ever in any early 20th century nation's combat doctrine. Besides, calling it idiotic would imply that it doesn't work, when in fact it works very well. When your population is well into the trillions, the individual doesn't matter.

Stop being a clueless idiot and go learn stuff on your own.

but wouldn't it make more sense?

They don't because they can't.