Taboo's Text Based Space Adventure! updating is for friendtttsssss

[.::Taboo::.]

Rape dead guy

>The empty opening of the skeletal pelvis beckons, but you resist.

Open chest of drawers.
Retrieve epic loot.
Plunder the desk as well.

>Stealing stuff. Your favorite part of the day.
>You check the drawers first.
>OBTAINED: 26 Dollars, Handblaster, 5 fully charged plasma cartridges, Common kitchen knife, extra underwear.
>Inventory updated
Next you check the desk.
>OBTAINED: 3 Dollar, pen, locked diary, magnifying glass, pen knife.
>Inventory updated
>That was... surprisingly beneficial.

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[xxxxkill]

Attempt to locate key.

[masterockets]

Try to remember stuff, do you know anything about modifying any of these
then tie the kitchen knife with the pen knife and pen using underwear

[watercore]

Search the dead dude for anything of value, possibly signs of identification?  If he is clothed, take his clothing.

[xxxxkill]

Search the dead dude for anything of value, possibly signs of identification?  If he is clothed, take his clothing.

Why would you take his clothes?

Oh yeah, equip hand blaster.

[.::Taboo::.]

Attempt to locate key.

>A vague order like that will do you no good, mysterious voices in your head!

Try to remember stuff, do you know anything about modifying any of these
then tie the kitchen knife with the pen knife and pen using underwear

>You rack your brain for a moment but stop after a headache quickly sets in.
>You wrap them together, taking advantage of the extra strength waste band. Thomas Hilfiger VI has never let you down.

Search the dead dude for anything of value, possibly signs of identification?  If he is clothed, take his clothing.

>Trying not to focus on the whole "dead guy" thing you quickly rifle through the man's pockets.
>OBTAINED: Wallet, 10 Dollars, Small key, 2 fully charged plasma cartridges.
>Inventory updated.
>You dare not touch the guy any further after that.

I am 90% certain I used the incorrect form of "rifle." I don't care.

Why would you take his clothes?
Oh yeah, equip hand blaster.

>You push the rawhide mallet into your pocket and load and equip the hand blaster. The cartridge should be good for seven shots, and you have six extra cartridges.

[masterockets]

If we were to have any knowledge of modifications we could use the gas tank, with a tube I assume it has attached, to the laser gun and have it as a flame thrower

[watercore]

See if the key fits the diary's lock. If so, read the diary.

[xxxxkill]

The gun "rifle" and search through stuff "rifle" are spelled the same.
I think.

Use KEY on LOCKED DIARY.

If we were to have any knowledge of modifications we could use the gas tank, with a tube I assume it has attached, to the laser gun and have it as a flame thrower

I think it already has a nozzle.

[.::Taboo::.]

If we were to have any knowledge of modifications we could use the gas tank, with a tube I assume it has attached, to the laser gun and have it as a flame thrower

>You consider the idea for a brief moment, but then another voice tells you that with acetylene's low density of 1.097 kg/m⁻³ it'd probably expand around you too quickly and you'd be more likely to blow yourself up than hurt anyone else.
>All of these voices are nice but you wish they'd stop bickering and offer better decisions.

Use KEY on LOCKED DIARY.

See if the key fits the diary's lock. If so, read the diary.

>The key does not, it is in fact too small.
>That's probably the biggest let down you've experience thus far, besides being naked.

[Tomcat]

Put on some clothes.

Rip off one of the sides of a drawer (hopefully metal) and use it as a shield.

[xxxxkill]

APOLOGIZE for making stupid choices.
RETURN to HALLWAY.

Put on some clothes.

Rip off one of the sides of a drawer (hopefully metal) and use it as a shield.

He already has clothes.

[watercore]

Examine the contents of the wallet while walking to the hallway.

[.::Taboo::.]

Rip off one of the sides of a drawer (hopefully metal) and use it as a shield.

>The drawers are made of wood. Heaven forbid we use metal on a space ship's furnishings.
>Nonetheless.
>OBTAINED: Makeshift wooden shield
>Inventory updated

APOLOGIZE for making stupid choices.
RETURN to HALLWAY.

>"I'm sorry I'm dumb." You bow in respect to the defiled dead guy.
>You exit the room.

Examine the contents of the wallet while walking to the hallway.

>As you leave, you check out the wallet.
>OBTAINED: Ship ID, 5 Dollars, Single large key
>The ID identifies the man as "Nicholas Aga." He looked alright when he had a face. The ID grants Level 2 priority access. Whatever that may mean.
>Inventory updated.

[.::Taboo::.]

>You're starting to end up with a lot of excess crap. It's probably time to attempt to organize your inventory.