Taboo's Text Based Space Adventure! updating is for friendtttsssss

[xxxxkill]

So he's missing part of his body?

Think a human body.
Get rid of the skin, and some of the muscle.
Keep one eye.
Break a few bones here and there.
You have the first boss.

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[.::Taboo::.]

>vs BOSS COMBAT<

Put him out of his misery

AIM FOR THE HEAD DAMMIT
AIM FOR THE HEAD!

>You attempt a shot at his exposed head.
?>Roll(1d10)+1rawFlesh: 7dmg
>Mediocre, but probably not enough for this guy!
>The shot slams into the forehead, and he flies backwards a bit, but quickly recovers and hisses at you.
>Acidic spittle comes your way!

[Tomcat]

Smother him with a pillow.
If you have the acetone welder, create a metal vest.

[Frontrox]

Think a human body.
Get rid of the skin, and some of the muscle.
Keep one eye.
Break a few bones here and there.
You have the first boss.

Ew


SHIELD BASH SHIELD BASH!

[Tomcat]

Block with shield, then quickly let go of it!

[.::Taboo::.]

Smother him with a pillow.
If you have the acetone welder, create a metal vest.

>This is probably the worst idea the voices have proposed yet.

SHIELD BASH SHIELD BASH!

?>Roll(1d10)+1rawFlesh: 3dmg
>Yikes! The shield bounces off the skull and you stumble backwards against the other bed. From it, another hiss reaches your ears...

[Frontrox]

Attempt to crush his wind pipe with the shield.

[xxxxkill]

Aim for the chest, fire thrice.

[.::Taboo::.]

Attempt to crush his wind pipe with the shield.

?>Roll(1d10)+1rawFlesh: 6dmg
>The side of the shield jabs into the throat of the abomination as you jump up. A gurgling noise is produced and it falls to the ground coughing and hacking.

Aim for the chest, fire thrice.

?>Roll((1d10)+1rawFlesh: 9dmg)+((1d10)+1rawFlesh: 11dmg)+((1d10)+1rawFlesh: 5dmg): 25dmg
>You finish it off with a volley of plasma blasts to the chest. A green smoking cavity forms and it collapses to the ground.
>+20=45/100exp
>And for the other one...

[Frontrox]

ANOTHER ONE?!

[.::Taboo::.]

ANOTHER ONE?!

...You stumble backwards against the other bed. From it, another hiss reaches your ears...

also brb sleep update tomorrow

[Frontrox]

Oh....

[xxxxkill]

After you kill the second one, teabag then to celebrate thyn victory.

[.::Taboo::.]

After you kill the second one, teabag then to celebrate thyn victory.

>You keep this in mind but you still need to kill it in the first place.

[Legodude77]

Throw the enraged lizard thingy onto the other one.