He's goin to rape you since he knows what color your blender is
Yes, I can genetically pinpoint the DNA strand of fish fur used the the molecular structure of the blender to then get it's unique metra-bionic code. I can then hack China's satellite to shoot a laser to his location, activate the blender, and then activate it's RNA to make it give birth to a baby whale which will then implode into a door which I will then walk through and I will then be at his home.
You've seen my blender. You've ALL seen my blender!
And guess what.
None of you are getting it.
Lies. I'm right behind you.
Oh, and your blender makes excellent smoothies.