Author Topic: Mansion Murder Mystery - Defacing the Library in the name of the Lord  (Read 8061 times)

Well, I'm staying here now that I have THIS!

*Dramatically raises sword and almost slices Firecycle in half.


YOUR TEH MERDERZ!!


"Fine then." <Straps a sword on my back, carrying a one-handed axe in the other.>


*Waves it around some more and nearly disembowels David Copperfield

the butler did it

How long has Kira been a butler?

Someone should fire him.

* xxxxkill finds a curved sword.
"Hey, look, I've got a curved sword. Curved. Sword."

*Waves it around some more and nearly disembowels David Copperfield

GOOD GRACIOUS PUT YOU SWORD IN IT'S SHEATH OR I WILL PUT MINE IN YOUR THROAT

* xxxxkill finds a curved sword.
"Hey, look, I've got a curved sword. Curved. Sword."
ITS A snake!

* xxxxkill finds a curved sword.
"Hey, look, I've got a curved sword. Curved. Sword."

"Barbarian."

<Grabs dual scimitars.> "Where should we go now, guys?"

You know, Sooner or later Ike is gonna so up and take our weapons away.

"Hole up in here until Kira comes about. Then, if we have to, we kill him."

*Beheads wooden buff of Mr. Generic

Randomly appear then dies.