Poll

How would you describe your situation?

I'm on a BOAT
14 (18.2%)
It's worse than the entire Internet raping me.
9 (11.7%)
MEH out of a possible MEH
12 (15.6%)
I used to stand a chance like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
4 (5.2%)
I WILL SURVIVE! HEY HEY!
19 (24.7%)
If Susan Boyle and the Situation had a baby, my chances would be worse than that kid's looks.
8 (10.4%)
Better than getting admin on Pecon7's (you choose how to intepret this one)
2 (2.6%)
Worse than campers all over my team's spawn.
1 (1.3%)
OOOH DIS IZ BAD
6 (7.8%)
Slightly above MEH
2 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 76

Author Topic: The object to your left is now your defense against the zombie horde.  (Read 6365 times)

My bed, with a light strike pistol

WIN!

Pick one. Pistol is good for killing, but you have no extra ammo, and once you run out you can only bludgeon the zombies in hand-to-hand combat with the pistol butt.

The bed can be used to barricade doors, etc.

Pick one. Pistol is good for killing, but you have no extra ammo, and once you run out you can only bludgeon the zombies in hand-to-hand combat with the pistol butt.

The bed can be used to barricade doors, etc.
Or you could bludgeon the zombies with the pistol and then use their bodies to barricade the door!

Meh pistol is plasma, I wont run out of ammo silly. Just overheat.

PISTOL I CHOOSE YOU

Or you could bludgeon the zombies with the pistol and then use their bodies to barricade the door!

Rotting flesh? Not the best defense. With a bedframe you can prop up a doorknob.


A small speaker. Pretty forgeted.

Rotting flesh? Not the best defense. With a bedframe you can prop up a doorknob.
Well my bed doesn't have a wooden frame so I think a few hundred kilos of rotting flesh would do fine

If this topic where named "The object to in front of you is now your defense against the zombie horde." I would have a gun cabinet filled with shotguns :I

Cup of Coffee.

Maybe I can pour it on one and use broken pieces as knives.

Twin bell alarm clock. Ring them to death!!!

Twin bell alarm clock. Ring them to death!!!

Take out the clock hands and stab then deep into the zombie's brain stem, disabling their basal functions.

O.Oso fckin epic dod niec GUNCAES XDDXDX!!!!11!1!
i got a 308. 22. 12. and 20. then i got my BB guns! i am loaded!

i got a 308. 22. 12. and 20.
You sound like every redneck kid in my school. No offense.

An empty bag of popcorn

..stuff

A bed.
stuff just got real.