Poll

How would you describe your situation?

I'm on a BOAT
14 (18.2%)
It's worse than the entire Internet raping me.
9 (11.7%)
MEH out of a possible MEH
12 (15.6%)
I used to stand a chance like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
4 (5.2%)
I WILL SURVIVE! HEY HEY!
19 (24.7%)
If Susan Boyle and the Situation had a baby, my chances would be worse than that kid's looks.
8 (10.4%)
Better than getting admin on Pecon7's (you choose how to intepret this one)
2 (2.6%)
Worse than campers all over my team's spawn.
1 (1.3%)
OOOH DIS IZ BAD
6 (7.8%)
Slightly above MEH
2 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 76

Author Topic: The object to your left is now your defense against the zombie horde.  (Read 6909 times)

my modem


help me internet!


Headphones...


ILL STRANGLE THEM WITH THE CORD

Going to say this lamp post over here.

It's like a tall metal pole so it'd be adequate.

My richard.

I'm okay with this.

A sink.

I'll beat them with it.


Lava lamp>>i guess i can break the glass and use it as a weapon :P

Printer. I'll scan their faces and pour expired ink cartridges on my eyes to create war vision.

Pillow.

forget-o-meter generates 97% chance.

Get pillow > Place on zombies face > SUFFOCATE THE stuff OUTTA DAT ZOMBIE > ????? > Profit.



crowbar!


GORDAN FREEMAN!

a pillow.
A MOTHERloving PILLOW IS ALL I GET? GODDAMN I MIGHT AS WELL..
* Placid slowly decapitates himself with pillow.

A heavy candle holder, if I bring it down with enough force on their head I could kill like 2 or 3