Poll

How would you describe your situation?

I'm on a BOAT
14 (18.2%)
It's worse than the entire Internet raping me.
9 (11.7%)
MEH out of a possible MEH
12 (15.6%)
I used to stand a chance like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
4 (5.2%)
I WILL SURVIVE! HEY HEY!
19 (24.7%)
If Susan Boyle and the Situation had a baby, my chances would be worse than that kid's looks.
8 (10.4%)
Better than getting admin on Pecon7's (you choose how to intepret this one)
2 (2.6%)
Worse than campers all over my team's spawn.
1 (1.3%)
OOOH DIS IZ BAD
6 (7.8%)
Slightly above MEH
2 (2.6%)

Total Members Voted: 76

Author Topic: The object to your left is now your defense against the zombie horde.  (Read 6344 times)

An empty cereal bowl with a spoon.
worse than a hard drive.



a big spear-like fire prodder

A Slide-Whistle.
I could crack some skulls with this!

If this topic where named "The object to in front of you is now your defense against the zombie horde." I would have a gun cabinet filled with shotguns :I
If it were that topic, wouldn't your computer/laptop/ipod/phone be right in front of you?

My iPhone.

I have research, Ill be ok.

A companion cube plush. Let's hope I go crazy and it gives me good advice.

Crowbar again...

GORDAN FREEMAN TIME!

My mom. She isn't a very good fighter so I guess I'm screwed.

isn't that a bb gun then?
Sorry I'm late. Yes, that is what I meant.

Well I have a cable connected to a 6 terabyte hardrive. I can use it like a flail?

A car door.

Battering ram time