Oh my loving god I just sharted.

[steve5451]

I don't recall ever sharting.

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[Skyfrost.]

One time when I was like 7, I had to stuff really bad, and I barely made it to the bathroom, and I exploded right when my pants went down, I wasnt on the toilet. It went loving everywhere, including a large quantity of my clothes.

[SlayerZ99]

How does anybody do this...

I dont even know.

[Jetlok]

One time when I was like 7, I had to stuff really bad, and I barely made it to the bathroom, and I exploded right when my pants went down, I wasnt on the toilet. It went loving everywhere, including a large quantity of my clothes.

oh god why
now i have to FAP
thanks a LOT

[Travis [bob36455]]

One time when I was like 7, I had to stuff really bad, and I barely made it to the bathroom, and I exploded right when my pants went down, I wasnt on the toilet. It went loving everywhere, including a large quantity of my clothes.

THIS
THIS IS HOTE

Oh god I've laughed at this thread waaay too much.

[Mega-Bear]

I've got a shart story.

>About nine years old.
>Petting cat and farting then giggling at my farts.
>Fart then realize my ass just bursted.
>Nearest bathroom is 20 ft away.
>mfw halfway there I collapse against my refrigerator because the smell is loving horrible.
>Don't remember anything else, it was so traumatic.

[Jetlok]

I've got a shart story.

>About nine years old.
>Petting cat and farting then giggling at my farts.
>Fart then realize my ass just bursted.
>Nearest bathroom is 20 ft away.
>mfw halfway there I collapse against my refrigerator because the smell is loving horrible.
>Don't remember anything else, it was so traumatic.

oh god why
now i have to FAP
thanks a LOT

[Mega-Bear]

Oh yeah after that I began a weird chain of stuffting my pants just a little each day. My parents caught on and every time I showered they would check my underwear for poop.

Go crazy Jetlok.

[Jetlok]

Oh yeah after that I began a weird chain of stuffting my pants just a little each day. My parents caught on and every time I showered they would check my underwear for poop.

Go crazy Jetlok.

ohhh
OHHHHHHHHHH
ahhhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sami2ss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrZ2WuPnQ-M

you can't stuff and fart at the same time!

[Lamebro1]

I hate sharts D:

[Mr Man]

This once happened to me at school a couple years ago.

[charlieboy]

I sharted once :o

[Jetlok]

I sharted once :o

thank you for bumping this brilliance

[TheScout]

jesus forget jetlok im gonna loving die from laughter