Author Topic: I think I might be Lactose Intolerant :C (Read 1309 times)

Trogtor · December 30, 2011, 04:29:17 AM

So, I am pretty much a milk addict. I can't get enough. Today, I was eating cereal, devouring all the milk, and got another cup of milk, my stomach felt full so I stopped. About 30 minutes later, I had to fart, and then sharted. (See this thread)

Usually, on the days I drink milk, I end up having diarrhea (And maybe a ratio of 1:5 of those days, I end up sharting.)

I really really hope I am not, which It might be so that I am. Because I really really really love milk.

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Count · December 30, 2011, 04:30:43 AM

Just get milk without lactose?

dkamm65 · December 30, 2011, 04:31:15 AM

Soy milk for you.

Trogtor · December 30, 2011, 04:31:36 AM

Quote from: Count on December 30, 2011, 04:30:43 AM

Just get milk without lactose?

I don't like that stuff. My mom uses it and it's nasty.

Awdax · December 30, 2011, 04:32:26 AM

Looks like it's back to boob sucking for you kiddo.

Trogtor · December 30, 2011, 04:32:44 AM

Quote from: Awdax on December 30, 2011, 04:32:26 AM

Looks like it's back to boob sucking for you kiddo.

What lol

Night Fox · December 30, 2011, 04:33:36 AM

Quote from: Awdax on December 30, 2011, 04:32:26 AM

Looks like it's back to boob sucking for you kiddo.

except boob milk still has lactose

Böltster · December 30, 2011, 04:35:07 AM

Quote from: Trogtor on December 30, 2011, 04:31:36 AM

I don't like that stuff. My mom uses it and it's nasty.

Then deal with it?

Trogtor · December 30, 2011, 04:36:15 AM

Quote from: Böltster on December 30, 2011, 04:35:07 AM

Then deal with it?

I like milk because it has this sort of sweet taste that just makes me feel great. Non dairy milk doesn't have that taste.

Böltster · December 30, 2011, 04:49:39 AM

Quote from: Trogtor on December 30, 2011, 04:36:15 AM

I like milk because it has this sort of sweet taste that just makes me feel great. Non dairy milk doesn't have that taste.

If you're lactose intolerant, then you'll have to deal with not having proper milk.

Trogtor · December 30, 2011, 04:51:19 AM

Quote from: Böltster on December 30, 2011, 04:49:39 AM

If you're lactose intolerant, then you'll have to deal with not having proper milk.

Um

Duh

That's why I'm sad.

Night Fox · December 30, 2011, 04:56:41 AM

Quote from: Böltster on December 30, 2011, 04:49:39 AM

If you're lactose intolerant, then you'll have to deal with not having proper milk.

actually, you can get medication (probably prescription) that does some stuff and allows lactose intolerant people to drink milk temporarily without the irritation

Böltster · December 30, 2011, 05:09:53 AM

Quote from: Trogtor on December 30, 2011, 04:51:19 AM

Um

Duh

That's why I'm sad.

Don't be sad

Deal with it

being sad won't get you anywhere

Trogtor · December 30, 2011, 06:27:33 AM

Quote from: Böltster on December 30, 2011, 05:09:53 AM

Don't be sad

Deal with it

being sad won't get you anywhere

You are a big help

Extrude · December 30, 2011, 09:19:25 AM

Milk by itself is terrible. I can't understand why you'd want to drink it plain.

Soy milk, maybe. It's much sweeter then regular milk.