So the lego CEO said to his lackeys to go and send their elite goast busting team to take out Eric Hartman, and so they went.
Vegetarian Zombie who was a headcrab zombie who liked vegetables, Watercore who was core of water, Carolcat who was singing cat, and Daemon18553 who was demon. They went to Eric's place, but it was deserted, but they found an E-Mail about where he was. So they went to the place where Eric was, to kill Eric.
When they got there, they were scared, because place was scary like scary place. It was like it was halloween in december, so it was snowing. They were trying to find Eric but they got ensnared in traps which were set by the Big Brother, who was fan of Blockland and wanted to keep Eric alive. So they got ensnared in traps which were devious and trapping.
They managed to escape and continued on their search for Eric. When they found the place where he was staying, he was gone again because he had escaped while they were trapped inside one of Big Brother's devious traps which were devious and trapping.
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