Why don't we all just play a game of football?

[Solid]

With all this pony nonsense, with these frilly little girls and such, why don't we all just settle down, and enjoy an all American game of Saturday afternoon football?

Just relax, and toss the pigskin for awhile?

It's the American thing to do.

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[Katamari007]

inb4soccer

[Shadowed999]

soc-

inb4soccer

forget


Well, can I be quaterback?

[Thompson]

With all this pony nonsense, with these frilly little girls and such, why don't we all just settle down, and enjoy an all American game of Saturday afternoon football?

Just relax, and toss the pigskin for awhile?

It's the American thing to do.

Americans are fat.

[Solid]

That is not American. These little European fairies, will never take the greatest sport known to mankind.

Football.

America.

[Kobewarrior]

I want to be one of those announcing guys. c:

[Solid]

No girls allowed

[Katamari007]

I'll be the waterboy!

[dkamm65]

Only in America will a game played with your hands be called football.

[Thompson]

That is not American. These little European fairies, will never take the greatest sport known to mankind.

Football.

America.

I live in America, the rumors are true. And a heart attack is considered a death for your country.

[Kobewarrior]

No girls allowed

Darn it.
Cheerleading?

[masterockets]

can I turn the sprinklers on?

[Thompson]

Darn it.
Cheerleading?

No, stripper.

[Shadowed999]

No, stripper.

Stripleader

[Solid]

No freaks either. I don't want any chinamen or chink impersonators in my American dream.