Why don't we all just play a game of football?

[lonely shadow]

Rugby beats the stuff out of American Football.

[Ad Bot]

[Count]

It's all about futbol! The most popular sport of all time! INNGOOOOOOOOOOL!

[Solid]

I can't read your post, the tears from Thompson's posts are flooding my screen somehow.

My son, gather your strength. I know the unpatriotic sins of the unworthy have broken some of our vows, but know this. America is the greatest place on Earth. It will forever prosper. None shall overcome it.

[Thompson]

I can see the teen angst residing in you. This occurs in young men such as yourself, when lack of true American air and female companionship becomes an issue. But for the rest of you, it is not too late. We will play tomorrow, when the fresh summer due is ripe on the planes of green that mark this land. America is her name, as she echoes from the great mountains, to the low lakes. This is our land. America.

So I need to masturbate more and kill Ronald Mcdonald?

[Solid]

No, son. You need to purge your lonely heart. You must find a suitable woman and darken your skin with the radiant glow of the American sun.

[Kobewarrior]

You must find a suitable woman

Oh dear.

[Shadowed999]

Oh dear.

?

[Thompson]

No, son. You need to purge your lonely heart. You must find a suitable woman and darken your skin with the radiant glow of the American sun.

I can't purge it, the arteries are clogged. I already have a Hooker. Tan booths are gay.

[Kobewarrior]

?

Don't get any ideas mister!

[Count]

Inb4NativeAmericans. 

[Thompson]

Inb4NativeAmericans.  

Don't those go into our burgers too?

[Shadowed999]

Don't get any ideas mister!

I have ten championship rings

Inb4NativeAmericans.

ones here already

[Kobewarrior]

I have ten championship rings

Let's see if you can beat twenty.

[Solid]

It's such a sad image when a young boy with so much potential, is stuck behind the computer that has corrupted him. His skin goes white from lack of America, and his richard goes untouched for years at a time. His eyes bloodshot and numb from the constant, daily bright. His skin, pudgy and limp from lack of calisthenics. I will fill your prescription. I recommend, America.

[Sami2ss]

Let's see if you can beat twenty.