Author Topic: It is now 2012, How do you die on the apocalypse?  (Read 2097 times)

i die heroically while saving an orphanage from the super devil and getting my richard sucked by sixteen gorgeous babes.

China nukes us, after calling our trillion dollar debt, and I survive the blast (Living on the outskirts of a possibly target city (SF), while visiting my grandparents. I crawl around and see some white falling debris, then everything goes black.

I get a friend to shoot me while I'm sleeping.
DIE WHILE SLEEPING
FEEL NO PAIN

Trip into a lava pit that was really a water pit but for some reason it was solid but I get saved by a flying turtle but I fall off the turtle and I land unhurt but i start running and I trip on a rock and I faceplant and die.

like a boss





sniffing lots of sharpies.

A large crevice opens under my house. :x

Death by laughing so hard at this thread when nothing happens.

Death by laughing so hard at this thread when nothing happens.

This is the most tragic. May the goodness spawn on your soul


server had a lives limit :c

Death from the Cookie Monster.  :cookieMonster: