I die from inserting a USB chip into my computer which scans my finger and transports me into the computer. Once I'm in the computer, I start thinking how cool it would be to ride Nyan Cat going through space. That's when I climb up the current website up to my tabs, click a new tab, and take out a useful text typing pencil that came with the USB transporter and write out "nyan.cat". The browser takes me there, and I land on Toast Cat, disappointed at remembering how that website changed. The speed of the Toast Cat makes me bounce around, and I end up falling off Toast Cat and into space. I'm then stuck in space, not knowing of what to do. After a while, someone gets on my computer and shuts it down. Because I was trapped in the website in space, and since I'm not a cookie, I would disappear with the website, and never be seen again. And that is how I die in 2012.
EDIT: What the forget did I just type
And why did I waste my time typing it
