Did you PM him nudes with Elmo bandaids covering your intimate areas?
No, but that would've been funny.
Appropriate how you used "funny" instead of "hot".
A bit of both.
You could probably do it without pasties. I imagine you have patches of matted hair covering those regions anyhoo.
You know some people actually have hair special interestes?
There's a special interest for everything.
I know. If you can think about, someone can get off to it.
Hmm...so people could...OH MY GODMY BRAIN MIND BLEACH OH MY GOD
There's a special interest for car crashes, brown town bleeding, and transmissions.
Car crashes make me wet.
AUGH MY CHILDHOOD
