Yes, I know I'm a complete richard for doing this to someone I'm friends with but she does this about every other week with different guys. So I have a story for you today!
Get ready for a chat log with my friend from school and I discussing our usual: Her boy troubles. WARNING: PAGE STRETCH
[10:09:24 PM] Friend: do you know how to delete friends on facebook?
[10:09:38 PM] LewnaJa: /facepalm
[10:09:41 PM] LewnaJa: who're you trying to delete?
[10:10:11 PM] Friend: an idiot who lies and i hate him cause he messed with my heart
[10:10:18 PM] LewnaJa: Who is it though?
[10:10:20 PM] LewnaJa: I'm curious.
[10:10:52 PM] Friend: no one you care about
[10:10:56 PM] LewnaJa: Pffft
[10:10:59 PM] LewnaJa: You don't know that.
[10:11:17 PM] LewnaJa: All I want to know is who he is because it's been bugging the hell out of me because you just refer to him as "somebody"
[10:11:23 PM] LewnaJa: Who is he?
[10:11:24 PM] LewnaJa: -____-
[10:11:39 PM | Edited 10:11:45 PM] LewnaJa: I'm not going to message him or anything, I'm just curious who it is so I can laugh at him.
[10:11:52 PM] Friend: ok first do you know how to delete people?
[10:11:59 PM] LewnaJa: Yeah, I'll tell you if you tell me who he is.
[10:11:59 PM] LewnaJa: lol
[10:12:06 PM Friend: fine its –insert guy name here-
[10:12:13 PM] LewnaJa: -insert name here- who?
[10:12:14 PM] LewnaJa: O_o
[10:12:44 PM] Friend: now tell me how to delete him..............G.I.S -insert guy name here- ur gaming buddy
[10:12:56 PM] LewnaJa: Oooohh
[10:13:04 PM] LewnaJa: Well bro.
[10:13:08 PM] LewnaJa: he's a senior.
[10:13:49 PM] Friend: shut the forget up and tell me how to delete his idiotic ass
[10:13:51 PM] LewnaJa: The likelihood of you dating him was almost 10% to 0.
[10:13:56 PM] LewnaJa: I'll tell you.
[10:14:03 PM] LewnaJa: Just calm down.
[10:14:05 PM] LewnaJa: Okay so
[10:14:11 PM] LewnaJa: Go to his wall
[10:14:19 PM] Friend: ok
[10:14:35 PM] LewnaJa: Now
[10:14:45 PM] LewnaJa: Look in the corner where it says "friends"
[10:14:50 PM] LewnaJa: Do you see it?
[10:14:57 PM] LewnaJa: It has the checkmark on it
[10:15:03 PM] LewnaJa: hold your mouse over that
[10:15:09 PM] LewnaJa: and scroll down to where it says "unfriend"
[10:15:19 PM] LewnaJa: and there ya go, guv.
[10:16:03 PM] Friend: thanks
[10:16:19 PM] LewnaJa: Welcome.
[10:16:53 PM] Friend: ahh new year new me so happy!!!
[10:17:35 PM] Friend: fyi he is the guy ive been talk about ever time i would say the guys name in case u didnt already know that lol
[10:18:32 PM] LewnaJa: I figured.
[10:19:26 PM] Friend: the worst part is i knew it would end this way from the begining
[10:20:17 PM] LewnaJa: Why did you try in the first place then?
[10:23:04 PM] Friend: because i learned that if you fall for someone theres a reason you cant just stop and his lies seemed so true to me he understood me and we had so much in comon he was always nice to me but mean to everyone else i was stupid and thought maybe just maybe he liked me instead i was a shinny new toy and after a while he got bored with me
[10:23:55 PM | Edited 10:24:01 PM] LewnaJa: Well.
[10:24:13 PM] LewnaJa: Maybe you're just making assumptions?
[10:24:36 PM] Friend: what do you mean?
[10:25:12 PM] LewnaJa: Maybe he never liked you in the first place and he just thought you were a cool person to be friends with.
[10:25:23 PM] LewnaJa: So maybe he doesn't see you as a girl he likes, but more of a friend.
[10:25:35 PM] LewnaJa: Let's get back to the main fact. He's a SENIOR.
Conclusion: Freshmen are pathetic and I'm ashamed to be one.
Edit: Here she is, stating the obvious.
[10:32:28 PM] Friend: its ok incase you havent realized i dont normaly chose the best guys
[10:37:16 PM] LewnaJa: That was obvious from the start.
She just posted to facebook..
Shelbie (not even censoring her first name anymore)
"I've deleted you from Facebook and my phone I wont see you next semester as far as i know which is good. If you like to mess with people then mess with one of your real friends and leave me alone you don't even know me and I'm glad for that!!! New year new me all is good in the world of Shelbie!!!!"
