Ruin a dream!

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Hey guys this is the second Ruin a dream! thread made
by me. I didnt feel like bumping the old one so...
                               How to play
1) Someone says a wish/dream
2) The other person has to ruin the dream
3) In the same post, write your own dream and let someone else ruin it!

I start: I wish I had more money.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr.Noßody]

You have no job.

I wish you people were more respectable.

[PowerDag]

You get banned and the forums are set to be unreadable without a key.

I wish for an empty cup.

[Lunar Blue]

You get banned and the forums are set to be unreadable without a key.

I wish for an empty cup.

You get a cup full of piss


I wish for some burger king right now

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

you get mcdonalds
i wish for an iphone

[Lunar Blue]

you get mcdonalds
i wish for an iphone

I knew someone would say that. Funny part is I love Mcdonalds.

You get a Samsung

I wish for my permit already.

[Club559]

You get it too soon and end up losing it by screwing up.

I wish for a happy

[._maxwell23461_.]

You get it too soon and end up losing it by screwing up.

I wish for a happy

You get a sad.

I wish I had ice cream. :c

[Lunar Blue]

You get a sad.

I wish I had ice cream.

You get Sherbert.

I wish for a life.

[-Pablo-]

You get nothing
I wish for raining hobos

[Lunar Blue]

You get nothing
I wish for raining hobos

You get raining bill gates.

I wish for a sandwich :(

[._maxwell23461_.]

You get raining bill gates.

I wish for a sandwich :(

You get a witchsand

I wish for a puppy :c

[otto-san]

you get a cat instead


i wish for my greatest wish which is too detailed and long to post here.

[Lunar Blue]

you get a cat instead


i wish for my greatest wish which is too detailed and long to post here.

You get a very short and poorly detailed wish granted


I wish for some food (I'm hungry as forget in case you haven't noticed)

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

You loose more food.
I wish that all idiots in the entire world will blow up.