Friends and clansmen, I have identified a grave new threat to the USSR!
Limited Too is a pseudo-political organization funded by corporate moguls, under the guise of a legitimate business that attempts to corrupt our female youth and coerce them into perusing a consumerist lifestyle!
With the teachings of Lenin to guide me, I have thus far avoided their evil persuasion. It will only be a matter of time before we succumb to their rainbow colored visors and their peculiar nylon back packs printed with psychedelic ornamental doilies! It could be that some of us are already under the influence of their evil mind control devices...
