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[Count]

The schoolboy escapes and rides a plane and chases the gorillas up burj Khalifa an kills them all.

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk]

The schoolboy escapes and rides a plane and chases the gorillas up burj Khalifa an kills them all.

then he gets raepu

However, on the plane ride back, the plane is hijacked by terrorists.

[Count]

Turns out it wasn't terrorists but actually Obama and good ol' uncle Sam! They congratulate the schoolboy then commence a threesome!

[Electrk]

Turns out it wasn't terrorists but actually Obama and good ol' uncle Sam! They congratulate the schoolboy then commence a threesome!

The threesome is interrupted when a giant mob has approached the Chuck E. Cheese's they decided to have love in.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Before humanoid bananas were recorded into existance, the bananas discreetly made a spaceship that allowed them to travel to the nearest planets and repopulate their own kind. Mars was terraformed and was conquered by bananas. Venus was purified and terraformed. The bananas then constructed a death star and destroyed the gas planets. They decided it was time to destroy Earth and move on to other galaxies.

[Electrk]

They then begin a military conquest of the universe.

[Count]

The threesome is interrupted when a giant mob has approached the Chuck E. Cheese's they decided to have love in.

Soon the mob gets closer and closer but some of the mob gets scared and joins the orgy. The rest of the mob is super angry and decides to kick a dog and burn a large flag. Coincidentally, that flag turned out to be a US one so uncle sam got really angry and unleashed chuck Norris and niko bellic onto the mob. When the schoolboy saw niko, he remembered GtA 4 and his morale was raised and he leaped into the battle with a twinkle in his eye.

Damn it master :CCC

[Dr.Block]

He used those twinkles in his eyes as those ninja star things and decapitated like five people in the mob with both of them. Then his legs turned into a jetpack and he pulled out his eyes so he could start shooting prostitutes out of them which hit the people in the mob with such force that they exploded and there was gallons of blood 'n stuff.

[Superbot]

MEANWHILE IN OOO...

[Aniken 911]

The boy then used his premature ejaculation powers to shoot acid semen out of his iron snake into the mob.
He grabbed Uncle Sam and Obama and flew to a nearby Popeyes.

[SeventhSandwich]

And then he was raped.

[Electrk]

The End!

[Becquerel]

But then the BOY Raped his Rapist again after some sort of MYSTERIOUS words called "The End"

[Electrk]

But then the BOY Raped his Rapist again after some sort of MYSTERIOUS words called "The End"

He was then raped by the words 'The End'.

[Jairo]

the words turned out to be spies and stole his intelligence