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Then it came back to life and ran away.

Then it was raped by


Stop all the rape, seriously.

The right shift button called for an amberlamps, and the keyboard was replaced.

Stop all the rape, seriously.

You obviously don't get the joke. There was a "What happens to the schoolgirl?" topic a while ago, and people ended up having her get raped by anything and everything

Because you're an idiot.

Because you're an idiot.

Who?

The right shift button called for an amberlamps, and the keyboard was replaced.

The keyboard was then run over by a truck a few days later.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2012, 07:33:17 PM by Electrk »

You obviously don't get the joke.
So that means that from that day on we must all convert a Continue the Story thread to rape? Doesn't sound like a very good joke to me.

If the keyboard was run over then how am I able to ty-

So that means that from that day on we must all convert a Continue the Story thread to rape? Doesn't sound like a very good joke to me.

Well that's your problem

Suddenly, the boy returned to seek out his long awaited video gaming experience of stealing cars and money for absolutely no reason once so ever.

He went outside of his house and went to the curb. Just then, a police car drove right up next to him, and stopped.
The figure driving it was obviously a very professional man.

A realistic illustration of the policeman

He rolled down his window, "Boy, I said, boy, I said, you do look disappointing." he said.

The boy looked confused, "disappointing?"

The police man waved a dismissive hand, "Damn auto-correct. Anyway, you want video gaem with the, I said, with the, I said, Grand Theft Auto?"

"Yes, yes I do."

"TOO BAD."

"What?!"

The policeman put on sunglasses, and started to drive into the sunset. As he drove away, he turned his head, and shouted to the boy one last phrase, two simple words, "The Game!"

And rolled up his window, and then...

He ignored the police officer's orders and was promptly raped.


Then he got arrested and he dropped the soap



And then he got raped
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