Author Topic: Welcome to the Improbable Island  (Read 872 times)

What is Improbable Island? It's a game in which, over the course of a single game day, you can pet some kittens, visit a kissing booth, smoke a cigarette, eat steak, be killed by Stonehenge, fight in ten cage matches to earn favor, pay your way off the Failboat with that favor, fail to be eaten by a grue, kill your past self, defeat the Undefeatable Monster, buy a chainsaw, visit an abandoned factory, die again, pay your way off the Failboat again, drink from a stream and become more charming, defeat your master in honorable combat, search five laboratories so that you can have tea with Horatio Entwhistle, win the game, and be reincarnated as a zombie so you can start it all over again. And that's a fairly ordinary way to end your first trip.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. Improbable Island is a browser-based multiplayer RPG, consisting almost entirely of text. Almost all of it quite funny. Like most of the online RPG genre, you have a limited amount of stuff that you can do per game day. Unlike the standard "turns", Improbable Island gives you "stamina", which is somewhat more flexible. It starts at 100% and will immediately be adjusted up and down by various factors. Once you get started, you can increase your stamina by eating food, provided you're still hungry. There are also a number of things which will randomly adjust your stamina up or down. Further, unlike turns, stamina is not a hard-and-fast limit to the number of actions you can do. At 60%, you start to get tired, progressively becoming weaker in combat. At 20%, you're so exhausted that you can pass out and be sent to the Failboat instantly.

I don't know about you. But I'm having quite a lot of fun. It's been warned that you need to be 18 for some content. However, everything is text based so I don't think you need to be worrying about nasty content. I've seen stranger topics about french kissing and love on this forum made by 9 year olds.

begin your adventure here
I put this here in Off Topic because Homestuck was here as well. And they both seemed similar fairly enough.

Improbability drive?
When did Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy get here?

Over 18? And they expect me to say no?
« Last Edit: January 02, 2012, 07:17:43 PM by .:FancyPants:. »

played this for a bit, kingdom of loathing does it better