Yo mamma

[comedy101experiments]

Make yo mamma jokes about eachother!
GO!

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Your mother is so fat, she sunk the titanic.
Your mother is so fat, the clogged a black hole.
Your mother is so ugly, she had a staring contest with Medusa, and Medusa lost.
Your mother is so stupid, she shot a clock to "kill time".

I have a mountain of these.

[Kill All]

Your mother is so fat that she fell in love, then broke it.

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Your mother is so fat that she fell in love, then broke it.

Oh god, yes.
Must use.

[comedy101experiments]

Your mother is so fat, she sunk the titanic.
Your mother is so fat, the clogged a black hole.
Your mother is so ugly, she had a staring contest with Medusa, and Medusa lost.
Your mother is so stupid, she shot a clock to "kill time".

I have a mountain of these.

LOL 

[comedy101experiments]

Yo mamma is so fat that when she got in a plane the flight attendant thought she was using a cell phone cuz the plane dropped 20ft

[nienhaus1]

Yo mamma is so fat that when she got in a plane the flight attendant thought she was using a cell phone cuz the plane dropped 20ft

If you use a cell phone it won't make the plane fall, if I'm right it interferes withe engine or the control tower.

[LurBree]

lol

[FFSO]

Yo mamma so fat when she fell on the tv she invented the flatscreen.

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Your mother is so obese, she must be an american.
/tribal joke

[comedy101experiments]

If you use a cell phone it won't make the plane fall, if I'm right it interferes withe engine or the control tower.

Which might make the plane slightly drop.

[morningstar]

I made this up years ago.
Yo mamma's so fat even Chuck Norris couldn't lift her.

[.:FancyPants:.]

I recently found an old print out page of approximately 38 pages of yo mama jokes. Each page had 50 jokes.
190 jokes. Let me get some of them...

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Which might make the plane slightly drop.

It might, but it doesn't have to.
Most of the time, it just interferes with communications.

Your mother is so fat, she tripped and the world shifted.

[.:FancyPants:.]

Yo mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.