Yo mamma

[Kill All]

You're mother is so fat that she replaced Pluto as a planet.

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[watercore]

Yo mamma so fat that they held a marathon around her body.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought it was a TV show marathon.

[Peejster]

Your mother is so obese that she is at risk of developing a harmful physical condition.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

yo momma so fat she fat

Real: Yo momma so ugly that Shrek wouldn't come near that "thing"
(the joke is propably lame because Im tired)

[alexk]

Yo mamma is so nice that every time she walks near the lake she feeds the me gusta ducks with bread with stuff on.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Your mother's so fat she died of heart problems.

[alexk]

Your mother's so fat she died of heart problems.

My mother is still alive thank you.

Yo mamma is so fat that she gave birth do an ugly baby.

[stuntman021]

your mother is so obese that it causes her severe health problems and affects her self esteem

[rusanton99]

your mom is so fat she died

[xxxxkill]

Your mother is so slutty, when she gave birth, she didn't even have to push.

[Darkness ZXW]

Yo momma so fat, when she plays COd she counts as a triple kill

[John Freeman]

Yo mamma so stupid, she was dumber then ME! (Yes that dumb)

[Kill All]

Yo mamma so stupid, she had you! (Yes that dumb)

fixed.

[Lil D]

Your mother is so fat, I ran out of gas when I swerved to dodge her.

[Menen]

I dont have a mother. she died saving orphans from a burning building.