Yo mamma

[Conan]

I dont have a mother. she died saving orphans from a burning building.

Yo mamma's so stupid she didn't save you

[Ad Bot]

[Zloff]

both yo mammas is a mans

[Prozy]

Yo momma so fat she cant go on wireless internet cause her fatass blocks the signal.
Yo momma so ugly your first words at birth where HOLY stuff.
Yo momma is so fat she still has a gravitational pulll in space.
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a stove she ended world hunger
Yo momma so fat she caused 2012 just by falling
Yo momma so fat she caused an earthquake when jumping

[alexk]

Yo mamma is so ugly that she dosent have hands like you!
Yo mamma is sent to her mama in a box!
Yo mamma is so ugly that she is VOMIT.
Yo mamma is so drunk that she had drugs when she was PREGNANT.

[Mr. Jelly]

Your mother is of such girth that she leaped in an upwards direction and stayed among the stars, as if she was too colossal to fit back down to Earth.

[Zuero]

yo mamma so fat shes fat

[Lil D]

Your mother is of such a high wieght, she may develop severe and sometimes fatal heart problems.