(also ++i is a definitely a thing in some languages unless you're just saying it's bad practice or something)
it's not bad practice it's just weird
and MemberCount was never defined
neither was guysReadingThisCancer and therefore guysReadingThisCancer.message()
plus I can count the number of statically-typed c-style languages I know of that don't require semicolons on zero fingers
but the most important questions are the abstract ones: what does it
mean, is he calling his post cancer or all the others, what does the lord have to do with any of it, and what are the members being counted members of