My sister is using all of our bandwith and is being a huge bitch about it.

[Aphtonites]

they will most likely blame it on him because he's the "lonely nerd" of the family.

Actually, they'd probably know that lonely nerds would probably know more about bandwidth than a young girl who loves to download music.

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[Max4344]

Open about fifty tabs and download something big on all of them. People couldn't get on the server at school once when I did this.

I should try that on school
also on topic
Find her mac address and block her by the router admin page.

[fred da kiko]

Actually, they'd probably know that lonely nerds would probably know more about bandwidth than a young girl who loves to download music.

it could easily go either way, they could say something like "omgawd ur sisturs jus downloding musec, u wer playin ur nurd gaems an broked teh internet."

[Placid]

run a speed test, i'm amused and i want to see how terrible it is.

[Tyler66]

You should be able to get into your router or modem by getting the address of the Connection-specific DNS Suffix and look for a 'restart' option. This will restart the router/modem and disconnect from the internet. Her downloads should time-out and then blame her for "using up the entire internet and overheating the router/modem".

[Chrono]

Open a torrenting program and download 7 500MB files.

Then she'll be the one complaining.

[Skele]

If you have any access to the routers settings you may or may not be able to set your computer to be a priority. This will throttle her whenever you need the bandwidth.

[Chrono]

Some routers will also allow you to completely block some hosts.

You could block maplestory, toontown, youtube, and facebook. If your router has that anyways.

[fred da kiko]

when she leaves to masturbate, find out her facebook password. you change the password with your computer so she can't log in. she'll be so preoccupied with trying to fix her facebook login that she will close out all the stuff on her computer. when you are done, put her password back the way it was and pretend nothing happened.

[Skateaton]

run a speed test, i'm amused and i want to see how terrible it is.

Last time I did one in the "Overcompensate for your snake size with a speed test' thread I got 75 Ping to Caracas, which is not to far away from here.

But let me try again
HO GOG ITS EVEN WORSE.

when she leaves to masturbate, find out her facebook password. you change the password with your computer so she can't log in. she'll be so preoccupied with trying to fix her facebook login that she will close out all the stuff on her computer. when you are done, put her password back the way it was and pretend nothing happened.

This was good.
But the masturbating part put an odd image in my head damnit forget you

[fred da kiko]

This was good.
But the masturbating part put an odd image in my head damnit forget you

do you mean odd or hot?

[Skateaton]

do you mean odd or hot?

odd as in I loving hate myself for thinking of such a thing forget you

[fred da kiko]

odd as in I loving hate myself for thinking of such a thing forget you

you hate yourself because you thought it was super lovey 

[Skateaton]

you hate yourself because you thought it was super lovey 

no.

ANYWAYYyYy

If you have any access to the routers settings you may or may not be able to set your computer to be a priority. This will throttle her whenever you need the bandwidth.

HOW 2?

[Tyler66]

no.

ANYWAYYyYy
HOW 2?

You should be able to get into your router or modem by getting the address of the Connection-specific DNS Suffix

Then typing it into your web browser's URL.