Drink water.
i drank a mountain dew that expired in 07 LIKE A BOSS
Am I the only one who thought of the party Pete episode?
What the forget are you on about?
And non expired mountain dew lowers sperm count, I wonder what expired does.
It can also apparently dissolve mice according to Pepsi's lawyers.
uh http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/12/15/flame-handicapant-in-your-mountain-dew-yep/