What happens when you drink expired soda?

[Lørd Tøny]

So I have this soda that expired in may 2011. I'm thirsty and I want to finish it. Will I get sick from it?

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[DracoSoul]

yes, holy stuff yes, don't drink it

[Unwritten Calender]

No.

[DracoSoul]

No.

yes

[Serge64]

well i saw two guys who drank a pepsi from the 70's and they were fine

[DracoSoul]

well i saw two guys who drank a pepsi from the 70's and they were fine

they died...

[YorkTown95]

Nope, however the soda will taste flat.

[Jairo]

your snake will implode into a vagina
your mental state will collapse into absolute nothing and your emotional factors will increase, along with your neediness, you be clean and you'll become a friend

and that's where women come from

[Unwritten Calender]

yes

ok

Nope, however the soda will taste flat.

this.

[Sabbin]

Drink water.

[Frontrox]

is it open?

[Lørd Tøny]

is it open?

Yup, I finished half of it and forgot about it.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

drink it! it tastes good.
I hope...

[Frontrox]

Yup, I finished half of it and forgot about it.

It'll be flat...wont make your sick, but it will taste disgusting.

[Jetlok]

Yup, I finished half of it and forgot about it.

did you drink the first half before it expired
oh lawd
drink it go go quick chug chug chug