Author Topic: Holy stuff! I'm so bored! I'm going to cry!  (Read 2495 times)

I have had much blood escape from my phallus, but only 1 drop from the urethra.
too much information

I have had much blood escape from my phallus, but only 1 drop from the urethra.
too much information
woeeeeeeeeew
WOWWWWWEEEEEEEEE
did we HAV to nno that "--___  - 

woeeeeeeeeew
WOWWWWWEEEEEEEEE
did we HAV to nno that "--___  - 
Yes.
It was crucial for the survival of the species.

Yes.
It was crucial for the survival of the species.

How is phallic bleeding crucial to the survival of the species?

How is phallic bleeding crucial to the survival of the species?
pttf can t U TACK A JOKEE

pttf can t U TACK A JOKEE

Why would I tack a joke to something?
It doesn't make sense.
srs bsns

How is phallic bleeding crucial to the survival of the species?
I would explain, but the mere concept would cause your head to explode in an odd fashion.

I would explain, but the mere concept would cause your head to explode in an odd fashion.

I've been through worse.

I have had much blood escape from my phallus, but only 1 drop from the urethra.
too much information

Your armchair looks like a pub?


Fronty, i am currently on the run from police because of that whole "its against the law to rip out an orphans duodenum and strangle them with it" crap, pfft whatevs

It does!
May I order an alcoholic beverage at this pub? Maybe some fish and chips or a steak sandwich?

Fronty, i am currently on the run from police because of that whole "its against the law to rip out an orphans duodenum and strangle them with it" crap, pfft whatevs

Fight the man, maaan!

Fronty, i am currently on the run from police because of that whole "its against the law to rip out an orphans duodenum and strangle them with it" crap, pfft whatevs
Its not illegal!

You're being arrested for molexting me!