Author Topic: I'm tired :c  (Read 1491 times)

So my friend fell asleep on my bed


what do?

:c

go to sleep with your friend

theres not enough room and...I dont know

You've bagged yourself a hell of a night, BnW.

No room beside them? Sleep ontop.

go to sleep on top of your friend

Come to my house, I have a bunk bed with the top bunk covered with stuff.

If it's a girl friend, stick a carrot in her as far as you can and then break it off so she can't get it out.

If it's a guy friend, stick a carrot in him as far as you can and then break it off so he can't get it out.

Come to my house, I have a bunk bed with the top bunk covered with stuff.

do you have have a transformers helmet on the top bunk? o.O

If it's a guy friend, stick a carrot in him as far as you can and then break it off so he can't get it out.
I know someone who was dared to shove this thing down his richard. Every time I mention urethral insertion, he spazzes out. :D

do you have have a transformers helmet on the top bunk? o.O
No why? I have a Spy Kids VHS.

No why? I have a Spy Kids VHS.

thought for just a sec I might know you lol


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thought for just a love I might know you lol

I'll know you for just a love anytime you want dollface

Now I'm getting beaten to the loveual references :c


thought for just a sec I might know you lol


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My bottom bunk is a futon.