I just realized how smart I am

[Fredulus]

getting a "c" (or even a "b") in some prestigious colleges will result in them kicking you out.

nope
prestigious colleges grade on a curve so A's arent even common.
you dont even get kicked out for failing some classes.

[Ad Bot]

[Pengie]

I can't do this because I have a deficiency of a certain vitamin complex that severely affects my long term memory.

D:

[Mega-Bear]

yes well i am einstiens son

[Jairo]

yeah
I've found that calling yourself smart or forcing others to makes you an idiot
you're only a true genius when you know absolutely nothing

[Saber15]

Remembering stuff does not make you smart.
Being able to figure out what 274 divided by 127 multiplied by 67 minus 23 is within a half-minute makes you smart.
(okay, it's kinda overkill.)

no, that would make you a savant.

[Nickelob Ultra]

no, C's will get you a degree in any college you go to, but C's wont get you into any college you want

So it matters in high school but in college you can get C's?  Hot.

[dorkdotdan]

Everyone believes they are more intelligent than the next guy, or thinks they have some special ability nobody else has. When people grow up they come to realize in reality they were a dumbass.

Oh god. I feel like that all the time.

[Freek]

how the forget can you have 1000
i call bullstuff

Nope. I've been using the computer since I was 1. So many accounts.

[blaman]

Nope. I've been using the computer since I was 1. So many accounts.

same bro

[Funkadelic]

Nope. I've been using the computer since I was 1. So many accounts.

Oh lord
The lies

EDIT: Still doesn't make you smart.

[BBOY]

YeahandIgotlaid.       

[Woolys]

Remembering passwords and usernames over the span of like what? 12-17 years is not at all difficult.

I guess you could say we are all smart since we know over 1000 words and the letters they are composed of, the sounds they make, and even more that's around 20+ pieces of information per word(Probably way more than that, more like 40. But I'll say 20 to be safe). So basically that's 20,000+ pieces of information you have to learn in order to function in society.

[Demian]

Remembering passwords and usernames over the span of like what? 12-17 years is not at all difficult.

I guess you could say we are all smart since we know over 1000 words and the letters they are composed of, the sounds they make, and even more that's around 20+ pieces of information per word(Probably way more than that, more like 40. But I'll say 20 to be safe). So basically that's 20,000+ pieces of information you have to learn in order to function in society.

John DeFrancis, in the introduction to his Advanced Chinese Reader, estimates that a typical Chinese college graduate recognizes 4,000 to 5,000 characters, and 40,000 to 60,000 words.

And we though we were smart.

[Woolys]

And we though we were smart.

1000 words is a base number for a child. By the time your older you will know more, I can't assume you have a large vocabulary. At age 13+ you know 10,000 - 20,000 words. If you strive to achieve a higher vocabulary you will know 70,000 words
I think the English language sounds clunky as stuff and needs to be redone completely.

[RedGajin]

And suddenly everyone takes it seriously.