Author Topic: The Joke Thread. (Read 397 times)

Blooker · January 07, 2012, 04:47:44 PM

Post your favorite jokes here! Knock Knock Jokes, stuff Cracker Jokes, Funny Quotes, etc
I'll start:

What is Tiger Woods' wife getting for Christmas?
Half of everything.

GOGOGO

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Nasoa · January 07, 2012, 04:48:55 PM

y did hte monkee fall off chare

he died!1!11!

Proog · January 07, 2012, 04:52:04 PM

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To get to the other side!

mawty · January 07, 2012, 04:53:03 PM

Why is 7 afraid of 9?
becuase 9 aint eight 6!

ghost_man · January 07, 2012, 04:54:27 PM

y did teh chcken crss th roed
2 get 2 teh other syde!

CopBlock · January 07, 2012, 05:39:21 PM

Quote from: ghost_man on January 07, 2012, 04:54:27 PM

y did teh chcken crss th roed
2 get 2 teh other syde!

hey ghost man do yo ueven get that joke? i wonder how many people spit that joke without even knowing what its about