okiver's a chick
That's because the other 396 are demos/trials or nonsteam (aka pirated) games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSoU-kRSG3A&feature=plcp&context=C32faaebUDOEgsToPDskJKlP0EkRjWSSiSks29mLm3
My steam account is 8 years old and it only has like 20 actual games from steam ):
I liked the part where you proved you were a girl.
i liked the part where you was jealous.
Of your Y chromosome?
jealous that you STOLE GAMES?
I broke into Valve DC Server #37 to get my copy of TF2.
wow dude nice i cant afford TF2 i have no money!