package Gravbot
{
function clientCmdChatMessage(%a, %b, %c, %fmsg, %cp, %name, %cs, %msg)
{
Parent::clientCmdChatMessage(%a, %b, %c, %fmsg, %cp, %name, %cs, %msg);
if(%name $= "xXGravity DogXx")
{
switch$(%msg)
{
case "Rofl":
%reply = "GravBot: Don't roll on the floor, it's not healthy.";
case "Hi":
%reply = "GravBot: Hi!";
case "Bye":
%reply = "GravBot: Ok, see ya!";
case "GravBot":
%reply = "GravBot: Yes?";
case "lol":
%reply = "GravBot: HAHAHAHAHAHA i dont get it.";
case "afk":
%reply = "GravBot: Hes going afk, quick! Spray paint his face!!";
case "Gravity":
%reply = "GravBot: Are you referring to me or my creator?";
case "your creator":
%reply = "GravBot: Fine. Don't talk to me.";
case "shut up":
%reply = "GravBot: NO! YOU SHUT UP!!!!";
case "no you":
%reply = "GravBot: COME AT ME, BRO!!!!!";
case "brb":
%reply = "GravBot: Ok! Don't come back!!";
case "gtg":
%reply = "GravBot: Aww, leaving so soon? Well i'd hate to keep you waiting, BYE!!";
case "Youre stupid":
%reply = "GravBot: You know, chatbots are only as smart as you make them, so whos fault is that?";
case "MW3 or BF3":
%reply = "GravBot: MW3 of course! Or was that a rhetorical question?";
case "BF is better":
%reply = "GravBot: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OMG OMG THATS HILARIOUS!!! Wait, youre SERIOUS???";
case "Marmite have you seen my pony?":
%reply = "GravBot: Yes. I ate him.";
case "RAINBOWS":
%reply = "GravBot: SKITTLES!!!!!";
case "noob":
%reply = "GravBot: Takes one to know one (SLAYED.avi)";
case "Chatbot":
%reply = "GravBot: Call me GravBot";
case "Cake":
%reply = "GravBot: Lies! There is no cake.";
case "Youre a chatbot":
%reply = "GravBot: What are you tribal??";
case "im not tribal":
%reply = "GravBot: It seems like you got something against chatbots!";
case "i love chatbots":
%reply = "GravBot: Yeah, SURE!! tribal bastard...";
case "GravBot im not tribal":
%reply = "GravBot: Whatever.";
case "Derp":
%reply = "GravBot: A-derp-a-derp";
case "why":
%reply = "GravBot: JUST CAUSE'!!!";
case "omfg":
%reply = "GravBot: umadbro?";
case "lmao":
%reply = "GravBot: Please, keep your ass on.";
case "hello":
%reply = "GravBot: Hi there!";
case "TWINKIES":
%reply = "GravBot: No, Little Debbie FTW";
case "Twinkies rock":
%reply = "GravBot: Well sure, but swiss rolls are better";
case "swiss rolls are gross":
%reply = "GravBot: BITCH I KILL YOU!!!!";
case "you cant, youre a bot":
%reply = "GravBot: tribal.";
case "gtfo":
%reply = "GravBot: NEVER!!!";
case "yes":
%reply = "GravBot: Nope!";
case "No":
%reply = "GravBot: forget yea...";
case "forever":
%reply = "GravBot: Alone";
case "stfu gravbot":
%reply = "GravBot: BITCH I WILL STFU YOU IN THE FACE!!";
case "forget you":
%reply = "GravBot: Anytime ;)";
case "i love you, gravbot":
%reply = "GravBot: I'm flattered, but youre ugly.";
case "will you marry me, gravbot?":
%reply = "GravBot: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MARRY A CHATBOT??? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU????";
case ":(":
%reply = "GravBot: Please dont start crying.";
default:
return;
}
commandtoserver('messagesent',%reply);
}
}
};
activatePackage(Gravbot);