Anyone ever hear of the "Illuminati?"

[Cybersix]

lolilluminati

[Ad Bot]

[Khain]

Basically, every famous singer, is in the Illuminati..

[HerpaDerp]

This is like the 39 clues book series, right?

[Ninja guy]

Anyone who bothers worrying about stupid stuff like this and other conspiracies is sad

I am a conspiracy.

[Black and White]

I am a conspiracy.

ha you think conspiracies are real??

No they're just rogue programs in the Matrix!

just like that series of "movies" by the same name that was a rogue program that tried to expose us to reality



but even the world outside the Matrix isn't real it's just a test of brown townytic🅾m an experimental digital simulation of a simulation headed by ________ who hopes to prove to society that the universe as they know it isnt what they think it is

[Wedge]

Shape-shifting reptilians from the dark side of the moon caused 9-11 on the Freemasons' payroll using stolen alien technology the national socialists discovered in Antarctica during the Second World War then disappeared into the distant past using a chronology projection sphere connected to a perpetual motion machine (plans destroyed by Exxon-Mobil so they could keep selling oil) so that we couldn't find them.

[Bisjac]

Apparently Daft Punk is in the illuminati.

lol no

[SpreadsPlague]

Shape-shifting reptilians from the dark side of the moon caused 9-11 on the Freemasons' payroll using stolen alien technology the national socialists discovered in Antarctica during the Second World War then disappeared into the distant past using a chronology projection sphere connected to a perpetual motion machine (plans destroyed by Exxon-Mobil so they could keep selling oil) so that we couldn't find them.

this man speaks the truth.

[Tetris]

Some kids at my schools' parents are said to be Illuminati

so i killed them

[Squideey]

The Illuminati is so secret that everybody knows about it.

[heedicalking]

Shape-shifting reptilians from the dark side of the moon caused 9-11 on the Freemasons' payroll using stolen alien technology the national socialists discovered in Antarctica during the Second World War then disappeared into the distant past using a chronology projection sphere connected to a perpetual motion machine (plans destroyed by Exxon-Mobil so they could keep selling oil) so that we couldn't find them.

they didn't discover it in antarctica they brought it there. get it right

[Squideey]

they didn't discover it in antarctica they brought it there. get it right

I thought the Moonfish brought Antarctica from a frozen Jupiter moon in order to cool the planet down from the fire crystal palace.