Vermin Supreme; your friendly fascist, your nice dicator.
He looks very presidential, don't you think?
Vermin's Plan on Health"Gingivitis has been eroding the gumline of this nation long enough, and must be stopped."
The wide outspread of Gingivitis is decaying the "oral and moral" of this country. Vermin has a plan for this; federal dental care for nice white teeth.
Vermin's Plan on Wildlife and Global WarmingA free pony for every American! Each citizen must always have hi/her/s pony with them at all time. This can reduce global warming by not using as much fuel emmisions. With the stuff from the ponies, we can make all sorts of composts all around the country.
Vermin on National EnergyWith the awesome power of zombies, we can harness their power to turn giant turbines. To get the zombies to turn it, we shall dangle brains in front of them.
Don't trust me that he would be a good president? He talked to jesus and sprinkled magic powder on Randall Terry to make him gay!
Remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote not counted!
Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao
