Your left hand is now a sandwich.

[Morpheus]

Jesus, i said that i would quit this cold turkey...NOW ITS WITH ME EVERYWHERE. Well might as well eat it.

[Ad Bot]

[MrMcCakey]

My left hand was near my mouth.
omnomnom

[Fireboy]

if it's PB&J or subway lettuce, turkey, salt and pepper yum, otherwise someone else can eat it

[Trifax]

There's now a sandwich on my forehead.

[Tokthree]

I was wearing gloves.
What an odd sandwich, it's shaped like a hand!

[Nikki]

Oh god, I have sandwich all over my cheek. :c

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

"Italian" sandwich.

Error 404 : Correct statement not found.

There are over 90+ sandwiches in Italy that say "Italian Sandwich"

Thus, when you vote for Italian you are voting for several different sandwiches and some of them could just be filled with tomato sauce.

Coming from an Italian of course c:

[Unwritten Calender]

i immediately bit my hand

[steve5451]

I would immediately ice it and find a doctor.

[Daedalus]

well that made fapping at least three times more difficult

[Cybertails1998]

ew, ham sandwich

[Joker Card]

Funny, my left hand is also my girlfriend. Now I can forget her and she turns into a sandwich, dear god.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'm just randomly holding my sandwich hand.

I haven't had breakfast yet... hmm...

[carolcat]

and i was trying to eat cereal
well now there's milk all over my keyboard and my dominant hand is a sandwich
fml

[sir dooble]

I am happily covered in Chicken, Bacon and Mayonnaise.