Author Topic: How tough are you?  (Read 3565 times)

title says it all
how loving much of a tough-ass manly man are you

how tough am I?
when I wake up I crank smooth jazz and yell TAX ACCEPTION e'rry day and I eat bowls of nails for loving breakfast
(without any milk)

you can all go slip on an ice cube

i can't even stand arguing with people
totally unmanly :'(

Welcome to the salty spittoon. How tough are you?

Welcome to the salty spittoon. How tough are you?
I ATE A BOWL OF PONIES.
WITHOUT ANY TONY.

i can't even stand arguing with people
totally unmanly :'(
WEENIE HUT JR. IS ACROSS THE ROAD.

BEAT IT.

Welcome to the salty spittoon. How tough are you?
I eat milk for breakfast, WITHOUT ANY NAILS! YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I eat milk for breakfast, WITHOUT ANY NAILS! YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
GET THE forget OVER TO WEENIE HUT JR

when I laugh, an earthquake happens

that or Lord Pony and roostering are just yelling again, someone should check that stuff out

and when I poop a baby dies in Egypt, Canada, and Moscow

Neon: You got a new bottle of ketchup?
Aeschylus: Sure.
Neon: IT'S ON.

GET THE forget OVER TO WEENIE HUT JR
WEENIE HUT JR. IS ACROSS THE ROAD.

BEAT IT.
yeah well OUR PARTY IS BETTER THAN YOURS

yeah well OUR PARTY IS BETTER THAN YOURS

It's true. We've got rave lights.

HOW TOUGH AM I?
I PULLED MY TRUCK OUT OF QUICK SAND THIS MORNING. DONT THINK THATS TOUGH ENOUGH? I PULLED IT OUT WITH MY BALLS.

When I punch a car, MY HAND HURTS TERRIBLY.
Amazing, I know.


Neon: You got a new bottle of ketchup?
Aeschylus: Sure.
Neon: IT'S ON.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.

yeah well OUR PARTY IS BETTER THAN YOURS
WE HAVE
SAUSAGE.

EDIT: AND WHITE WIMMIN

I stuff OUT HOT FEMALES
THEN I PROCEED TO HAVE MANLY love WITH THEM WHILE EATING NAILS WITH NO MILK
ALSO I CAN LIFT UP loving CARS