Author Topic: How tough are you?  (Read 3551 times)

I AM GASTON
GASTONS A pusillanimous individual! DUKE NUKEM IS A TRUE MAN!

I swallowed a pocket knife before.

I've got an arrow in my knee


I'm so tough I replied to this topic without saying I eat nails without milk.

I eat the bowl. And then the nails. And they're RUSTY TOO.

Tetstar fishsssss

i used to be tough but i took a nail to the milk







sorry society

When I punch a car, MY HAND HURTS TERRIBLY.
Amazing, I know.
THAYTS WUAT U GIT 4 ABHUSING A KAR U IDOIT!!1eoneoeneonef!?/

I'm so tough I can beat up a pillow

I have a teddy bear.
Do I win?

i can't even stand arguing with people
totally unmanly :'(
your a girl

I had a bowl of milk

Without any nails

>walks up to salty spitoon
>bouncer gives me a bottle of ketchup
>YOU CAN ONLY GET IN IF YA OPEN THIS
>holds bottle in hand and stares blankly at it
>loving smashes bottle on bouncers head
>walks in to salty spitoon


Give me a tuna jar and I'll show you.