I remember a few rounds as Captain.
I would lock down the bridge and not allow everyone to enter. Sit there with the thermals i stole from security, and read about all the death happening outside the bridge. Pretty fun...
Stay back, man, I have a toolbox!
Philip Melons pushes you over
hiding... from the welder...
I... uh...
* Vegetarian Zombie looks up, badassery in his eyes
NEVER.
I AM
VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE
THE ONE-ARMED SWORDSMAN
HYAAAAAAHAHAHKFGSHLIFGISGFIAS
You wanna go pubbie?!