Author Topic: I got my cat in a head lock! 18+  (Read 2662 times)

I have this dog.
And you cannot get him into any kind of lock.
When he wants that toy, he WILL loving GET THE GODDAMN TOY.

do a flying piledrive into a pile of burning musical keyboards
Oh god yes

Have someone with a deep voice yell "FINISH HIM" and shove your hand into its chest and rip out its still beating heart.

Do a better picture move.


Do a give it a mustache move then.

I..Hear..STOCKING......


Climb into it and wear it as a furry outfit.

are you stupid
NIGHT FOX! Don't say that!....

He's special.

Climb into it and wear it as a furry outfit.
She's too small... sadly.


NIGHT FOX! Don't say that!....

He's special.
She's too small... sadly.
ilovu

Stick it in he/she/it's pooper!

oh yeah?
well I got my head in a cat lock!

oh yeah?
well I got my head in a cat lock!
wowe...where'd you learn that?