If you had 1 Superpower, what would it be?

[lilpappaknox]

I would have the superpower of super shouting Example:

Random dude: Hey, did you play Skyrim yet?
Me: Nope I don't need too.
Random dude: why not?
Me:Because I can Fus Ro Dah bitch >:D
Random Dude: Alright, show me
Me: Okay, FUS RO DAH *car goes flying
Random Dude: HOLY loving stuff, YOUR A REAL DRAGONBORN! AFDFASDFSAFAD

[Ad Bot]

[Mulch]

Immortality bro. 'Cept I could choose to kill myself, because yaknow plan b and all that.

[Captain Crazy]

The ability to make absolutely anything. I could make a solid gold tank with a snap, or make a pill that gives me permanent superstrength, etc.

[Tokerovin]

Creating (RELIABLE, FAST, Low-Ping) wireless internet at my location wherever I am
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Or shape-shifting.

[Counter98]

<cue overly dramatic and movie voice>
THE POWER TO BEND MATTER!!

[T0XIC]

The ultimate mind, like being able to do any math problem and formula in my mind in less than 3 seconds.

[Kumquat]

shoot plasma out of my mouth like the halo scarab.

[nienhaus1]

Timetravel.

[Thompson]

The ability to open alternate realities at will, so I would open a dimension with all the video games ever made and will ever be made, and it will also grant me immortality in all universes when I open that, so I could have a base of operations where me and my bros could hang.

[Aeschylus]

either invulnerability to any type of pain
or poop

[Kingdaro]

miiiind control

either invulnerability to any type of pain
or poop

have fun eating your tongue

[Julius The 1st]

Either omnipotence or control over space-time.

[Col. Burton]

I wish I had the superpower to give myself more superpowers.

[paulcall]

the power to take control of technology

[Riot]

Having my imagination alter reality.