Holy loving Cheeseballs I'm Litterally TRAPPED In My Room

[brickybob]

I was messing around on my laptop, when I eventually get up to piss I waltz up to the door and open it.  The door knob gave no resistance, but it won't open.  So I'm trapped here for like, an hour until my parents come home.

tl;dr door knob broke while I'm inside

What do.

[Ad Bot]

[TheArmyGuy]

Derp, kick in the door.

[brickybob]

Derp, kick in the door.

That would break the door frame too, plus I'm too skinny to do any real damage.

[steve5451]

Find a credit card.

[Lugnut]

[Timezbrick]

Jump out the window

[-Pablo-]

Threaten your door

[Trifax]

Just open the door, not too hard.

[ghost_man]

make a topic

[TheArmyGuy]

That would break the door frame too, plus I'm too skinny to do any real damage.

Light the door on fire.

[ghost_man]

Light the door on fire.

he doesnt have a lighter

[Timezbrick]

Jump out the window

Or open window and Piss outside?

[._maxwell23461_.]

You're trapped and need a piss, oh dear.
Listen to the survival expert.

[brickybob]

Just open the door, not too hard.

The door knob is still blocking the door from opening and still intact, the mechanism is broken.

Threaten your door

It doesn't reply.

Jump out the window

A 1-2 story high fall into concrete.  No thanks.

Or open window and Piss outside?

Already did it into an empty water bottle.

With a spare cap!

You're trapped and need a piss, oh dear.
Listen to the survival expert.

You're trapped and need a piss, oh dear.
Listen to the survival expert.
[im g]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/7942/1326576772149.jpg[/img]

Loaded with junkfood.  I have a bottle of water (not the one I pissed in) and a cup of sprite from Burger King.

[Orthone]

This same thing happened to me when I was 6.. I was stuck in the room, my mom had to call my dad to un-hinge the door. ;-;