Spaceship Space Adventure Quest IN SPACE - STOP BOTHERING ME

[IkeTheGeneric]

ok so since the other game is practically going to actually be a game now another adventure won't hurt STOP JUDGING ME ok

THE YEAR IS 20XX, HUMANITY'S LAST STAND AGAINST THE ZORGONS FAILED.

ONLY ONE MAN COULD SAVE US AT OUR TIME OF DEFEAT...BUT HE WAS KILLED BY A TRAITOR WORKING FOR THE ZORGONS.

BUT THEN...SOMEPLACE ELSE.

->%%%%SYSTEM%REBOOT%%%%
->You wake up.. Your MAPSCANNER 3000 isn't working properly. Your backup scanner log picks up a few items in a small square room you appear to be locked in.
->
->You scan a BLASTER, SHIELD UPGRADE, HUMAN HEAD and a NOTE.
->
->You are facing NORTH, in front of you is a LOCKED DOOR. There appears to be no other sign of escape, and or entry.
->
->What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Tingalz]

Take the HUMAN HEAD and use the BLASTER to weld it to your shoulder, giving you twice the thinking power you currently have.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You weld the HUMAN HEAD to your SHOULDER.

You now weigh 86 pounds.

[Frontrox]

Blast the lock then kick the door.

[IkeTheGeneric]

->BLAM
The FIRED SHOT ricochets off of the door, and hits you.

->KZZZT

You feel fine.

[Frontrox]

Force the door open

[IkeTheGeneric]

->KZZZT

You attempt to FORCE DOOR.

->1, 2, 3 or 4?

[Frontrox]

3

[IkeTheGeneric]

->ATTEMPT FAILED

[Frontrox]

Back up and jump into the door as hard as you can.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You cannot JUMP.

[Frontrox]

Sweep the room

[IkeTheGeneric]

You SWEEP the ROOM, no more DUST!

[Legodude77]

READ NOTE

[IkeTheGeneric]

"If you are reading this, that means that your light sensors work, or you're a boarding party.

If the former, good luck on your journey, 77. The room you are locked in is sealed tight, and can only open if you utter the words 'cranberry'. Use your text-to-voice recognition software, 77.

And again, good luck."