Distinct smells your body gains regarding where you go

[MackTheHunter]

Does anyone else notice this?

I went to my Grandads today. We worked on building cabinets for his kitchen. Now, my grandads house has a distinct smell of mildew and cigarettes, but he stopped smoking 2 years ago. The house still stinks of mildew though, and in general, it's a certain smell that we all know in my family.

Now that I've come back I've noticed everything on my body smells like his house. I had to wash my hands like 20 times. I even showered because I couldn't stand the smell.

To make matters worse, if I fart, it smells EXACTLY like his house.

How the hell did his house get INSIDE my loving body?

Discuss.

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[Tetris]

That's how animals tell us apart.

It's like when someone smells me and says: "Ohh it smells like you"

[Jay the Cartoonist]

I go to this one hotdog place and you always come out smelling like a batch of greasy fries 

[VerticalHorizon]

Every time I get home from work I change the forget out of my clothes and take a shower. Smells like every potpourri and candle in the world mixed with cardboard and B.O.

[fawkes..]

I always notice this when i go round to peopls houses, i come back smelling different and have to wash to get my 'scent' back

[lordician]

How the hell did his house get INSIDE my loving body?

Tiny dust particles that you breathed in, landed on you body etc.

[Freeze]

To make matters worse, if I fart, it smells EXACTLY like his house.

LOL

[Daemon18553]

We have a family friend whose house smells like mildew and farts.














Funnily enough it's not as bad as it sounds.

[indyjones]

did ur unibrow also smellu?

[MaroonCacti]

MY MOM MADE ME GO TO A SMELLY BREKFAST PLACE 3 MONTHS AGO AND NOW MY B O SMELLS LIKE BAD PANCAKE SYRUP
IT.
WONT.
GO.
AWAY.

[Funkadelic]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

[Kevin]

I always smell like-

Well its hard to describe its like fresh made bread and some kind of meaty smell.

Essentially my mom spends a lot of time cooking, thus you smell like whats for dinner.

For others it smells "Homey" which I consider a compliment :u

[Mega-Bear]

The cigarette smoking mildew monsters snuck up your rectum.

[Daemon18553]

Dinner, kids!

[Lando The Climber]

Does walking past someone in the street and then smelling weed count?